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Friday, February 14, 2014

Our Chute Doc: Valentine's Day

Let the Chute Doc heal your wounds with a light hearted look at the world of cycling. A play on the word "chute", French for fall or crash, used a lot in cycling, and also an anagram of Tour de Couch. (This section was formerly known as That's So Couch.)

Contrary to popular belief, Andy Schleck reveals Johan Bruyneel was not a favourite:


No matter how hard the Team Giant Shimano boys tried, they just couldn't get anywhere in their Team Time Trial:


Rochelle Gilmore refused to judge a handstand competition: 

Phinney asks "Cav, are you sure you want me to set it alight for your next hoop jump?"

Let's hope Ian used a spare:

Other kit you wouldn't want to wear:



"Aussie kits redefining cycle fashion.." and making them hate us even more out there


The ASO reveals it has another use for the women pro riders after their race is over on the last day of the Tour, keep the power going for the mens' broadcast: 




The Tours of Qatar brought the gratuitous posing with camel shots




and 



Continuing a theme from last week's post, Wiggins is not happy, well in this photo anyway.
Maybe he's worried the photo bombers will do this to him:



For Valentines Day, Lotto Bellisol is running a competition where people post photos that shows their love for the team - and they could win a trip to Paris last weekend of the Tour. This one is one of my favourites:



Nawwwww....

..and here's one man, Frederik showing his love for the Lotto Belisol womens' team:



Ex druggies continue to be attracted to and hang around the sport for seemingly no reason:

and


and:


While Orica Green Edge riders were totally on board with the decision to cancel the last stage of the Herald-Sun Tour due to bushfire dangers, they regretted not getting on the piss even more with Stuey the night before.
Rumours were Danilo Di Luca and Lance weren't invited. Nor Fat Cat.

More bored cycling fans waiting for the real road season to start. These guys are resorting to watching the Winter Olympics. Seriously though, this is some seriously funny punnage:


And as its Valentine's, I will leave you with this relevant song:


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