Thursday, July 5, 2012

#tdf133 Stage 4

LeTourFranglais has been threatening to win for days and finally crossed the line first! Closely followed by Cycletard and Sansenmag. I'm in a bit of a rush tonight so can't put any more that than in today, but there were some good ones. Keep 'em coming!

LeTourFranglais: Le stage 4 ditty! Nibbles surfs les voitures/ c’est cheeky mais c’est legal / Lotto font le leadout / Sagan! Petacchi!! Greipel!!!

Almost Won:

4:08am via TweetDeck
The road to Rouen is littered with broken dreams as Gorilla Greipel gasses it to grip the top banana in the bunch sprint. 
Sky's stage epilogue: Never was there a tale of more sprinter's woe/As when Greipel stole the stage from Cavio (nevermind crashes).


TourdeCERN smashes Eisel/Cavendish particles to create the Wiggs-Boasson, but Biology prevails and the Gorilla gets the banana 

This special mention for pre stage tweet:

Boasson Hagen discovers the Wiggs dandruff particle causing CERvNendish to spurt Head n Shoulders everywhere. 

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